Post by CIA on Sept 1, 2010 18:25:35 GMT -5
ALOHA! AND WELCOME TO THE CIA -- NO, NO. NOT THE GOVERNMENT-FUNDED AGENCY WHERE THE CRAPPIEST OF ALL CRAP GATHER FOR NATIONAL SECURITY PURPOSES (THOUGH THAT WOULD BE COOL). NOPE, IT'S ACTUALLY SHORT FOR CLINICALLY INSANE ASYLUM, A LARGE FOUNDATION STANDING PROUD AND TALL, HOUSING MANY JUST LIKE YOU; ALL SUFFERING FROM MENTAL (AND SOMETIMES PHYSICAL) AILMENTS, ALL SAFE AND WAITING TO BE CURED. ADDED WITH THE STRANGE STAFF THEMSELVES, THE... UNORTHODOX METHODS OF TREATMENT - AND YOU HAVE ONE OF THE BEST INSANE ASYLUM'S AROUND. YOU ARE? WHY, THAT NEW INMATE, HAVE YOU ALREADY FORGOTTEN~?